1 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,433 Yup, that's me, behind the wheel. 2 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,918 Cool. No, very cool. 3 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,197 Day One of the big road trip. 4 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,192 LA to Utah for the Winter Olympics. 5 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,910 It's all good. No, it's all great. 6 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,551 Licensed to drive. 7 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,073 The sun shining on our faces, the wind ripping through our hair... 8 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,671 and a driver's license! This is so much fun. 9 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,077 Okay, enough with the infomercial. When do I get to drive? 10 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,389 You will. 11 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,200 Your two favorite words since the day we got this car. 12 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,316 "You will." 13 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,120 And you will. 14 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,590 The Santa Monica Freeway to the I-15... 15 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,798 then 544 miles to Salt Lake City for the Olympics. 16 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,759 Our first road trip! 17 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:35,350 By the way, there's this little technicality we had to deal with... 18 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,352 about six months ago. 19 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,831 It's called a driver's license. 20 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,557 - If you don't know it by now.... - Forwards and backwards. 21 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,394 Okay, but I've seen rainbows with less color. 22 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,949 You can return that and get a free refund. 23 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,590 Look, I've read it, I've lived it. And it's common sense anyway. 24 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,515 Students, put your books away. 25 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,679 This is it. 20 questions, 20 minutes. 26 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,236 That's a minute per question. 27 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,231 You may begin. Good luck. 28 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,315 Kylie and Taylor Hunter... 29 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,154 you passed. 30 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,517 Now that's what I'm talking about. 31 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,115 Nice seeing you again, Mrs. Herring. 32 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,114 You passed, too. 33 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,829 They did it. They really did it! 34 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,752 Sixteen and on the road. 35 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,272 I can't believe they did it! 36 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,000 Get a grip. 37 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,791 You know, Lyndi, it's not like they just solved global warming or world hunger. 38 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,559 You know, Jenn Mor, you're real dazzling when you're dissing on people. 39 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,830 Broast. 40 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,480 - It's Toast. - Whatever. 41 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,029 Not if you were the last guy on Planet Earth. 42 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,077 So I guess that's a "No." 43 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,879 They're halfway home. 44 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,078 Halfway? The next part of the test is the test. 45 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,956 How am I doing? 46 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,955 Okay, two hands on the wheel. One at 10:00 and one at 2:00. 47 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:29,592 Speaking of time, I got a lunch break. And I'd really hate to miss it. 48 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,320 - Sure. When is it? - In two hours. 49 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,474 You don't like the music? I'll change it. 50 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,558 Just so you know, I have a wife and three kids. 51 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,515 Kids that really need to be raised by two parents. 52 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,672 That's great. Do you have any pictures? 53 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,440 Two hands. 54 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,990 - You passed? - Yeah. 55 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,879 - See? Piece of cake, right? - Yeah. But I'm driving home. 56 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,076 Okay. 57 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,835 With driver's license in hand now it was time for us to celebrate. 58 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,431 You know I'm glad we didn't have a big, over-the-top blowout. 59 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,591 Are you making fun of my sweet sixteen? 60 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,560 You had 300 people there, and you knew, what, 50 or 60? 61 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,830 Forty-seven. It got a little out of hand. 62 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,675 I'd say. There won't even be 300 people at our junior prom. 63 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,958 - Can girls ask guys to the prom? - Sure. It's a free country. 64 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,556 You know, when Danny comes back out, you should ask him. 65 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,194 Danny's into Taylor. 66 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,590 There are two chances of me going with Danny. 67 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,400 And they both live in a convent. Nun and nun. 68 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,120 I know who I'm going to the prom with. 69 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,039 Dude, Toast. 70 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,079 I called you an hour ago. This thing's almost over. 71 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,435 Dude, chill, dude. 72 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,752 I don't walk away from one of my mom's home-cooked meals. 73 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,595 Dude, you wouldn't walk away from a four-day-old French fry. 74 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,910 Jenn's in a bathing suit. Yeah. 75 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,312 No, dude. That's a bikini. 76 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,674 Dude, Toaster. I've got the best idea. 77 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,157 No. I'm not interested. 78 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,391 But you want to be the hit of the party, right? 79 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,360 Then go out there and do one of your famous cannonballs. 80 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,993 - Dude, it is not going to happen. - But it's funny. And what do girls like? 81 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,037 Hunky jocks named Dylan. 82 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,920 Yeah, but they love "funny." 83 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,273 You're right, dude. It is kinda "whismical," isn't it? 84 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,159 Hysterical. A crowd favorite. 85 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,310 Yeah! 86 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,880 Attention, shoppers. 87 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,076 - That looks really good. - Wow. 88 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,119 That's a beautiful cake, Mr. and Mrs. Hunter. 89 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,954 The bakery worked overtime on this masterpiece. 90 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,918 It's a work of art. Thank you. 91 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,992 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday! 92 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,594 - Make a wish! - Blow out the candles. 93 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:54,875 Banzai! 94 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,595 Toast! 95 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,795 Or not. 96 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,636 Yeah! 97 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,915 Who's the dude? 98 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,674 Nice, Toast. 99 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,956 Dude, Danny tricked me into doing this. 100 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,436 Me? 101 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,639 I didn't do anything. 102 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,031 Well, guess you can't have your cake and eat it, too. 103 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,549 Tay, I mean, we turned 16, got our licenses. 104 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,678 Now we're just hanging out with our friends. It's all good. 105 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,594 Yeah, you beat the DMV. That makes you totally awesome. 106 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,036 Well, now all we need is a car. 107 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,999 Don't look at me. 108 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,398 Oh, my. Thank you so much. 109 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,393 - You guys are the best. - You can keep our allowance forever. 110 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,630 Oh, we are. 111 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,840 - Oh, man! - Oh, my God. 112 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,320 Yeah, Mustang. 113 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,871 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Hunter, you think you could adopt me? 114 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,038 Okay, now I only ask one favor-- 115 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,511 We will be as responsible with the car as we are at school and at home. 116 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,796 This is the sweetest 16 ever. 117 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,633 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 118 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,034 My sister and I ha ve been sharing our beautiful red car for six months. 119 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,312 At this point, we consider it a member of the family. 120 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,677 Six months driving and finally our first road trip. 121 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:37,312 - Yeah, but I still think we should fly. - Just no flying in the Mustang. 122 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,590 Taylor, as hard as this may be, just relax! 123 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:45,435 - I mean, half the fun is getting there. - No, the fun is there. 124 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,309 I mean, ice hockey, bobsledding, downhill skiing. 125 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,835 And your favorite hottie. Alex Reisher. 126 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:56,360 I respect Alex Reisher because he's an amazing downhill skier. 127 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,830 He's fast, he's powerful, he's... 128 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,519 a total hottie. 129 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,114 I totally second that. 130 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,433 Okay, as fun as the Olympics may be, this trip is about... 131 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,718 chilling with our friends, cruising in our car... 132 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,191 - and our hair whipping in the wind. - Oh, my hair. 133 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,670 You're staying at the most amazing ski lodge. 134 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,753 Fireplaces in every bedroom, heated sidewalks. 135 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,316 Heat on our feet? That is sweet. 136 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,316 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 137 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,871 Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Hunter. 138 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,278 Just do me one favor? 139 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,598 Listen to Mike and Allison. 140 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,876 Oh, we're talking chaperones. 141 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,957 You're going with young men. 142 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,838 Young, yes. Men? 143 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,197 That's quite a stretch. 144 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,639 The Toast-mobile. 145 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,950 Thanks for sharing your doughnuts with us. 146 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,759 I only got a dozen. 147 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,631 Come on, dudes. First one to the In-N-Out Burger in Barstow. 148 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,917 Whoa. You're not racing. 149 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,912 Oh, no. Racing? 150 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,639 No, sir, Mr. Hunter. 151 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,554 No, that's more like a figure of speech. 152 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,312 Like, "Let's book", you know. "We want to bust some phat air." 153 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,516 Yeah. 154 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,474 - Subtitles, please. - They're anxious to snowboard. 155 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,439 Yeah, don't worry, Mr. Hunter. We'll be cool. 156 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,954 Right, Ky-Ky? 157 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,796 Right, Sam-Sam. 158 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,515 Please. 159 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,831 We'll see you guys in Barstow. 160 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,074 First one to Barstow! 161 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,555 All right, everybody. Cell phones. 162 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,272 AOL Instant Messengers. 163 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,560 Okay. 'Bye. 164 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,595 - 'Bye. - Have fun. 165 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,875 Drive safely. 166 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,799 - Love you. - Love you, too. 167 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,517 Oh. Camera. Sorry. 168 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,716 Here we go. 169 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,276 Be careful! 170 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,714 Hello, Utah! 171 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:39,236 Okay, remember that road trip I told you about in the beginning? 172 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,357 Well, it's about to start. 173 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,236 You've got to love America, right? 174 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,996 I mean, Mom, apple pie, and a driver's license. 175 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,311 Henry Ford is the coolest. 176 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,190 Henry Ford. He's a junior, right? 177 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,875 And she has a 3.5 GPA. 178 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,720 Would Mr. Ford mind if we put the top up? 179 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,996 - It's messing my hair. - No way. 180 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,594 Top down rocks. 181 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,831 - Yeah, boys, here we come! - We're going to Utah, yeah! 182 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,799 I can't believe your dad's letting you take his pride and joy all the way to Utah. 183 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,076 It's called trust, dude. 184 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,072 It's called elation. 185 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,391 He's happy you're leaving him alone for a week. 186 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,631 Don't argue with success, bro. 187 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,554 Right, this ride is taking us to the snow. 188 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,832 Tons of it! 189 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,990 Yeah! 190 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,596 A week of skiing and snowboarding with four hot babes! 191 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,433 One that's totally into me. 192 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,274 The other three that are totally into me. 193 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,631 It's a good thing we're in a convertible... 194 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,872 because your egos would never fit into a hardtop. 195 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,277 Come on, dude, step on it. 196 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,429 Why do they call Taylor's seat shotgun? 197 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,194 Enough with the history. We're on break. 198 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,274 Okay. Back in the day before, you know, Henry Ford did his thing... 199 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,352 people rode things called stagecoaches. 200 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,671 And stagecoaches were pulled by horses. 201 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,071 And the person sitting next to the driver carried a shotgun. 202 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,913 A shotgun? For what? 203 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,393 What do you think? 204 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:30,839 - There were bad guys? And.... - Lyndi, it was called the Wild West. 205 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,311 - Now the wildest thing we have is Toast. - Yeah. 206 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,956 Dude... 207 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,829 I gotta make like Christopher Columbus and discover a taco joint. 208 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,354 You just ate. 209 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,070 Doughnuts. 210 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,670 Not a very nutritious breakfast. 211 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,195 Let's get some breakfast burritos! 212 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,759 Breakfast burritos. 213 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,712 I'm going to call the girls. 214 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,629 Hey, Taylor. 215 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,836 Hey, Sam. 216 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,071 We're going to get something to eat. 217 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,880 Didn't you guys eat, like, 41 minutes ago? 218 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,917 We have Toast, remember? 219 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,078 Oh, yeah. Toast. 220 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,350 Have fun. 221 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,591 - Hey, you want to come with us? - No, thanks. 222 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,310 This journey began six months ago and we're not stopping now. 223 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,552 - All right, talk to you later, Taylor. - Okay, 'bye. 224 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,593 All right, guys, we pull right out and then our next stop is Barstow. 225 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,280 - For another meal? - Yeah, hello. 226 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,352 Sam, it's called lunch, bro. 227 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,636 It's the fifth most important meal of the day. 228 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,790 Fifth? 229 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,076 Fifth? 230 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,757 Smells like Cinco de Mayo. 231 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,799 Toast, you da man! You da man! 232 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,280 Ándale! 233 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,676 Stop! 234 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,955 No! 235 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,635 - What's wrong, bro? - No hot sauce. 236 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,758 I'm not about breakfast burrito minus the flame. 237 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,433 Dude, no hot sauce? 238 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,751 - No way! - Way. 239 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,038 - We gotta have the HS. - HS. 240 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,038 When do I get to drive? 241 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,395 You will. 242 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,995 Whatever. 243 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:06,037 Ky, it's 11 hours to Deer Valley. Everyone's gonna get plenty of driveage. 244 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,355 - Look, it's a beautiful day. - It's just clear sailing to Utah. 245 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,436 Hello? 246 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,678 Utah, we have a problem. 247 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,751 Look what we did to the Caddy. 248 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,355 Dude, my dad is gonna go medieval. 249 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,636 We? 250 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,913 You were the one that was driving, Spike. 251 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,310 Oh. Are you talking to me? 252 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,834 Yes, I am. 253 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,630 Peace. 254 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,274 You guys, the girls are gonna laugh at us. 255 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,397 Relax, Toast, the girls aren't gonna laugh at us. 256 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,997 Wait, Sam. I thought you said you had an accident. 257 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,276 How are we defining accident? 258 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,639 Accident? Okay, in the dictionary this would fall under "cerebral meltdown." 259 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,873 Who was driving? 260 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,038 Then food has to be the root of this disaster. 261 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,839 Breakfast burritos. 262 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,516 Okay, wait. So how will you guys get to Utah? 263 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,319 You can fit in with us! 264 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,160 Hey, wait a minute. Why don't we just fly to Utah? 265 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,640 Not a bad idea. 266 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,360 Wait. Maybe we should fly tomorrow, too. 267 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,639 The Olympics aren't waiting for us. We'll drive through. Okay? 268 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:38,636 - I mean, I've already missed-- - Ice hockey, bobsled, downhill, aerials. 269 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,636 Okay. 270 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,394 So, we'll see you guys in Utah. My turn. 271 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,634 Good luck. 272 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,230 'Bye! 273 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,355 Good work, Spike. 274 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,832 - Come on. - Dudes. 275 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,433 Those guys are so.... 276 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,040 Is lame too strong? 277 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,600 Lame. Perfect. 278 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,119 You know, all that burrito talk has me hungry. 279 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,316 Me, too. 280 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,074 Okay, no. Let's chew up miles, not food. 281 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,880 Tay, food run. 282 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,077 Yeah, we're hungry. 283 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,236 Please? 284 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,834 Come on. Please? 285 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,640 Okay, 20 minutes and we're back on the road. 286 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,756 Twenty minutes? 287 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,230 So nothing that's either cooked or chewed. 288 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,791 - We'll get four bowls of cold milk. - All right. 289 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,155 Twenty-five minutes. 290 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,720 Taylor, chill. 291 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,877 I mean, it's smooth sailing. 292 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,280 It's fine. 293 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,912 It's amazing how fast you can eat when someone's timing you. 294 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,480 Wait a minute. 295 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,592 Did we miss something? 296 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,518 - Our car is gone. - Yeah, how about stolen. 297 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,753 Our car is stolen! 298 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,752 I'm calling the police. 299 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:20,194 Even worse than that, how will we break this to our parents? 300 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,196 Smooth sailing, right, Gilligan? 301 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,274 Relax, Taylor. 302 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,872 I mean, this is all part of the great adventure. 303 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,474 Misadventure. 304 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,630 But you know what? 305 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,712 Everything's cool because tomorrow... 306 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,360 we are going to get on a plane with the boys. 307 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,915 Day One. 308 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,832 Let's just say, not good. 309 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,156 You know, in the '70s this was yoga? 310 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,959 - Spin. - Please spin. 311 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,640 Left foot red. 312 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,197 Yo, Lyndi, game over. 313 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,113 One, two... 314 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,510 three. 315 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,720 I now pronounce you man and wife. 316 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,510 What a day. 317 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,671 I mean, this trip is a disaster. 318 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,036 Don't worry... 319 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,238 insurance will cover the car and we'll be on the road tomorrow. 320 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,312 And everything will work out. 321 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,154 Hey. Sumptuous "steaksalicious," up in 10 minutes. 322 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,799 Be there or be square. 323 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,031 Hey, Kylie, hold on a second. 324 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,160 What do you think we are? 325 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,880 Like, how would you classify us? 326 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,673 American teenagers? 327 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,790 No. 328 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,758 We. Us. 329 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,399 You and I as a couple. 330 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,311 Well, I'd say we're friends. 331 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,833 Friends is good. 332 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,791 I'd kind of like to be more. 333 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,953 Fresh lemonade. 334 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,039 Nice touch, Mr. H. 335 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,396 Toast, this is USDA prime choice. 336 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,559 Treat carefully. 337 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,354 No prob, Mr. H. 338 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,389 I have the utmost respect for meat. 339 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,994 You know, I think we're in that area... 340 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,517 like the gray area. 341 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,073 You know, friends, but... 342 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,516 friends. 343 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:40,595 I don't think gray's a real color. I mean, blue, green, orange. They're colors. 344 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,235 I don't think I'm really ready for blue, green or any of the other... 345 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,357 real so-called colors. 346 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,236 Okay. 347 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,550 Fine, but... 348 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,917 but gray is sort of blah. 349 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,834 Then let's call it charcoal. 350 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,592 We're in the charcoal area. 351 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,034 I guess charcoal is pretty cool for now. 352 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,795 Let's eat. 353 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,831 Wow, they look great, Mr. Hunter. 354 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,357 Jenn, steak is a once-in-a-while thing, so when you do it.... 355 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,669 Do it right. 356 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,114 Atta girl. 357 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,150 Jenn, this lemonade is hype, too. 358 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,720 Let me get you some. 359 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,117 Steaks marinated in lemonade. It could be interesting. 360 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,675 I'll call for Chinese. 361 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,033 Thanks for having us over. 362 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,158 Yeah, next time we'll be sure to cook waterproof meat. 363 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,880 Hey, it's called lemonade marinade, dude. 364 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,519 Another meal "Toasted." 365 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,752 Can we save the bickering for tomorrow? We have to go to sleep. 366 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,594 We'll see you guys at 10:00 for the noon flight... 367 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,718 to San Francisco to Sacramento and then Salt Lake. 368 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,799 10:00. We're there. 369 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,117 Charcoal's not that bad. 370 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,600 Yes, Danny? 371 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,675 I was wondering-- 372 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,229 If you want a kiss, kiss Toast. 373 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,713 Oh, make me hurl. 374 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,840 I'll see you dudes tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.? 375 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,635 6:00 a.m.? 376 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,555 They think we're on the noon two-stop. 377 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,279 I thought we had the nonstop. 378 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,639 We do. They just don't know. I mean there's only four seats left. 379 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,916 So let them go up and down all day. 380 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,150 Hey. 381 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,479 I called the airlines. 382 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,713 There's an early nonstop tomorrow with only four standby seats left. 383 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,840 We told them that we'd meet them at the noon flight that takes two stops. 384 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,958 Oh, so we sneak onto the early nonstop... 385 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,111 and let the girls fly up and down all day? 386 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,429 Exactly. 387 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,396 - Does this make us clever or cunning? - I think a little bit of both. 388 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,711 I guess that makes us "clunning." 389 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,550 Sneaky, dude. 390 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,320 Really sneaky. 391 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,232 Day Two. The Plan. 392 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,472 One short flight and we'll be hitting the slopes. 393 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,596 Passengers, please maintain contact with personal belongings at all times.... 394 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,751 I can't believe I'm doing this to Kylie. 395 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:40,910 Sam. 396 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,359 They'll take a later flight, make the two stops... 397 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,797 get there five or six hours behind us. It's no big deal. 398 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,475 But I have to tell her that we took an earlier flight. 399 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,756 Dude, just call her on her cell. 400 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,435 - This is kinda low. - It's no big deal! 401 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,874 Why are we sneaking around if it's no big deal? I mean... 402 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,759 the girls are sound asleep in their beds. 403 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,716 What are you guys doing here? 404 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,831 We wanted to get here early. 405 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,990 Yeah. 406 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,437 7:15 a.m. for a noon flight? 407 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,913 Better safe than sorry. 408 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,710 - The early bird eats the worm. - Catches the worm. 409 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,076 But then, I'm sure you'd eat it. 410 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,792 All right. Busted. 411 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,112 We wanted to catch the nonstop at Southwest at 8:00... 412 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,476 but there were only four seats. 413 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,519 You know, I can't believe you guys. I mean, sneaking behind our backs? 414 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,518 Sam, you're in on this? 415 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,478 How are you defining in? 416 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,870 You three are the lowest. 417 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,999 Wait a minute. Why are you here? 418 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,515 I get it. 419 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,230 You know about the nonstop and you... 420 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,959 were scamming us. 421 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,556 What did you say last night, Taylor? 422 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,557 I remember. "Meet us at 10:00 for the noon flight." 423 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,437 Who wants to go up and down and... 424 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,433 up and down when there's a nonstop? 425 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,311 I am appalled. 426 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,519 You are the... 427 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,479 lowest! 428 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,636 So now that we're all equally low, could we please show some maturity? 429 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,712 I mean, this isn't a race. 430 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,920 Run for it. 431 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,597 - Fours seats-- - Three seats to Salt Lake. 432 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,515 I'm sorry, the flight is full. But I can get you on the next flight which leaves-- 433 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,829 We know. 434 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,753 There goes luge. 435 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,992 I can't believe you guys. 436 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,680 I can't believe you. 437 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,355 - We'll get our tickets on a later flight. - So will we. 438 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,874 - Fine. - Great. 439 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,751 What? They're nothing but problems. 440 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,156 We'll see them on the slopes. 441 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,316 Fine. 442 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,550 Great. 443 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,756 Dude? 444 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,550 Go, Sam. 445 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,030 I mean, I'll see you in Salt Lake. 446 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,119 Have a nice flight. 447 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,071 Yo, Danny, Toast, wait up. 448 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,960 You know, good move, Jenn. 449 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,078 We don't need those three anchors weighing us down. 450 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,559 I'm running out of Olympics, so I'll get some tickets and take control. 451 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,154 No. Taylor, wait. 452 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,438 I got us into this mess by insisting that we drive, so... 453 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,079 I'll get us out of it. 454 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,679 Taylor, relax. 455 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,314 Grab a latte. 456 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,680 I'll go get the tickets, and I'll be back before you can say "Alex Reisher." 457 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,599 A quick plane change in San Francisco and we're nonstop to... 458 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,399 Salt Lake for the Winter Games. 459 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,153 Well, let's just wait for them. 460 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,073 We're in San Diego? 461 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,310 San Diego? 462 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,394 You bought the wrong tickets and put us on the wrong plane? 463 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,314 I'm sorry. I must've got my Sans mixed up. 464 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,235 What, is this the screw-up part of your so-called adventure? 465 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,792 I hear Shamu is hype. 466 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,034 Santa Barbara? 467 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,595 This was your brilliant idea, Sam? 468 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,073 A stop in Santa Barbara, a stop in San Francisco, then nonstop to Utah. 469 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,800 Who knew we'd hit turbulent weather and be grounded? 470 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,512 Bad weather in Frisco, no flights to Utah and nothing back to LA. 471 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,114 We're stuck. 472 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,392 We could always do Shamu. 473 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,679 Hey, Danski, need any hot sauce? 474 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,877 No. They gave me plenty. 475 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,671 If they had hot-sauced us yesterday, we'd be boarding fresh powder right now. 476 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,959 Dude, how are we going to get back to LA? A bus? A train? 477 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,594 Transcendental meditative travel? 478 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,511 You guys need a ride to Los Angeles? We're going to LA. 479 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,990 We'd be happy to give you a ride. 480 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,991 - How much? - No charge. 481 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,800 But we have to make a short stop in Oxnard. 482 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,349 - That's okay? - That's cool. 483 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,309 Let's go, okay? 484 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,473 Yeah! Ándale! 485 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,597 We can't just sit here all day. 486 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,872 Anyone, thoughts, ideas, suggestions? 487 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,640 - We'll take a cab home. - To LA? 488 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,511 Someone have a better idea? 489 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,117 You say the whale and die. 490 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,920 Hey, Juan. This is fanatical, man. 491 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,632 This is like nature, hiking and eating... 492 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,120 all in one. 493 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,596 You forgot suntan, my friend. 494 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,192 So I spoke to the girls. 495 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,079 They're taking a cab home from San Diego. 496 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,555 San Diego? 497 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,477 They are so lame. 498 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,953 - We're doing migrant labor in Oxnard. - No kidding. This is tough work. 499 00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:00,478 Yeah, and your friend Tostada, here. He's eating all of his profits. 500 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,392 Juan, he usually does. 501 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,160 Back home and back to the drawing board. Time for Plan C. 502 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,313 Or is that Plan D? 503 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,355 All right, guys. Right. Thanks. 504 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,640 There are no open flights to Salt Lake. 505 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,751 - My gosh. - I've got a solution. 506 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,919 We'll take the bus. 507 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,040 - The bus? - The Greyhound to Las Vegas. 508 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,520 Vegas? Yeah. 509 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,437 This is not a Vegas vacation. 510 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,958 We'll take the bus to the Vegas airport and catch a nonstop to Salt Lake City. 511 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,236 And tomorrow, we're going to be skiing. 512 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,757 - Isn't that a bit complicated? - Why can't we just fly to Vegas? 513 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,993 Because it's winter break, remember? There'll be no flights with seven seats. 514 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,834 Plus, this time we're sticking together. 515 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,719 It's a good plan. 516 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,390 It's inventive. It's creative. 517 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,516 Desperate. 518 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,638 So, you don't mind us continuing on this adventure? 519 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,154 Misadventure. 520 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,679 What're you reading about? 521 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,958 Picabo Street. Everything about her is way cool. 522 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,829 Gold in the Super-G 1998, and silver in the '94 downhill. 523 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,749 She was born in Triumph, Idaho. Triumph. How hype is that? 524 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,795 I was born in Encino. 525 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,838 You know that old movie Encino Man? That's hype. 526 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,551 Kylie, do you know what'd be really cool? 527 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,234 Sam, we're driving, not parking. 528 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,157 Is Danny your best friend? 529 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,672 Yeah, since sixth grade. 530 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,956 Why? 531 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:17,475 Well, us girls make fun of each other in a good-natured way. 532 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,675 But Danny likes to make you the butt of his really mean jokes. 533 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,517 I mean, do things that you want to do. 534 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,550 Hey, I didn't mean to get all heavy. It's just something I've been noticing. 535 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,794 Yeah. Me, too. 536 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,992 The food at these places is usually pretty edible. 537 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,799 How do you know that? 538 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,432 The Bus Food Channel. 539 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,074 Hey, do you guys want something to eat? 540 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,720 - They're asleep. We're on our own. - Let's go. 541 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,191 Napping on their own time. We're getting food. 542 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,274 I'm so hungry. 543 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,557 Me, too. That looks good. 544 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,433 - Hi, folks. What can I get for you? - Two turkey sandwiches, please. 545 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,830 And a burrito. And one of these. 546 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,360 - Do you have hot sauce? - No hot sauce. 547 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,673 Vegas, here we come. There it is. 548 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,554 My sister got on the wrong bus and now she's stuck in a one-horse town... 549 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,313 without the horse. 550 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,793 Baker. This is our last stop before our final destination of Bishop. 551 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,960 This is Baker. Watch your step, please. 552 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,833 This isn't Vegas? 553 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,590 Kylie? 554 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,155 Oh, no. 555 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,640 - Where are we? - This isn't Vegas. 556 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,474 Not cool. This is not cool. 557 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,119 This can't be good. 558 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:47,150 Meanwhile, we were still headed for the land of blackjack and buffets. 559 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,080 They're gone. 560 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,640 - They're gone? - What? 561 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,474 - They're not at the front of the bus. - What do you mean? 562 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,473 I have to call Taylor. Maybe something happened to her. 563 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,074 What if she's hurt? 564 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,880 - I'm sure she's okay. - Great, no signal. 565 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,510 Maybe they're back at the depot. 566 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,877 I mean, I'm sure they're okay. 567 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,997 I have to call my parents. 568 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,716 They hear about another screw-up and that's it. No more vacation. 569 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,554 Okay. I'll just call Taylor until I can get a hold of her. 570 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,759 What do you mean, they're gone? 571 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,114 - Still no answer. - You'll get a hold of her. 572 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,318 Meanwhile, we just have to stay in Vegas and wait for them. 573 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,599 We have money and plastic, and there are plenty of hotels. 574 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,634 And the Liberace Museum. 575 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,114 Liber-who? 576 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,116 Can't reach Kylie. There's no reception out here. 577 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,080 - She must be in Vegas, freaking. - At least Vegas is on a map. 578 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,833 Man, this place is small. Mini-Me wouldn't even fit in this town. 579 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,030 We screwed up big time. I don't think this is the time for funny. 580 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,079 Taylor, what else is there to do but laugh? 581 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,870 I can't reach Kylie. The next bus to Vegas is in six hours. 582 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,749 The only motel is a campground tent with a complimentary snake. 583 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,117 And if I call my parents, then this trip is history. 584 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,635 Okay. You're right. This isn't funny. 585 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,351 All I wanted was to go to the Winter Games. 586 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,512 - There's always 2006. - In Turin, Italy. 587 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,711 I'm gonna go find a bathroom. 588 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,714 Yeah. Me, too. 589 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,390 I'll try Taylor three more times, then I'm calling my parents. 590 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,790 What are we supposed to do here? 591 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,471 Under 21, and we're in Vegas? 592 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,476 Eat. 593 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,436 No. All you can eat. 594 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,830 Yeah. 595 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,871 - I'm in Las Vegas. - Oh. It's so good to hear your voice. 596 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,759 We're in the capital of nowhere. 597 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,196 Are you okay, 'cause I've sort of been freaking. 598 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,078 Really? Yeah, me, too. 599 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,199 But we're fine. We just need to find a way to get to you. 600 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,079 - How're we gonna do that? - Just stay put. 601 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,517 I almost called Mom and Dad. 602 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,876 - How about you? - I came close, but... 603 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,510 I figured we got ourselves in this mess, so we should get ourselves out. 604 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,195 So just stay there, we'll hook up with you in Vegas... 605 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,590 and we'll fly to Utah, I promise. 606 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,593 - Okay, I'm holding you to that. - Okay. Love you. 607 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,956 - Love you. Be safe. 'Bye. - How did it go? 608 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,760 - She has a plan. - Oh, thank gosh. 609 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,155 Sweet. 610 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,751 - I'm Charly. - Taylor. 611 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,552 You're either a mirage or lost, 'cause I've never seen anyone my age here. 612 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,275 I'm real. 613 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,036 Then how did you get up here? 614 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,316 Sorry. None of my business. 615 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,957 All I wanted was to go to the Olympics. Is that so much to ask? 616 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,590 I worked my butt off to get the tickets. I should've gone by myself, but... 617 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,400 I had to make it a group trip with my sister and friends. 618 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,679 And, my luck, I got stuck with the group that can do absolutely nothing right. 619 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,999 My car got stolen, the Caddy got spiked... 620 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,513 we flew to the wrong San, I got stuck with a $450 cab ride. 621 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,150 We did migrant labor. Our steaks got "elemonaded." 622 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,472 We got on the wrong bus. We're 120 miles from Vegas. 623 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,314 The Olympics are almost over. I thought I lost my sister. 624 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,518 And thankfully, some good news, found my sister. 625 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,713 That's the saddest story ever. 626 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,872 No, but it's definitely in the top 10. 627 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,677 I'll take you to Vegas. 628 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,875 You will? 629 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,398 Hey, guys, this is Charly, and this is our ride. 630 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,590 Looks kind of ancient. 631 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,592 322,000 miles. 632 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,436 - It was my father's first truck. - You mean your grandfather. 633 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,989 - Ol' Rusty is reliable. - Ol' Rusty? 634 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,950 Do you want to sleep in a tent? 635 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,717 Las Vegas, here we come. 636 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,831 Miles and miles of oranges. 637 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:03,159 You know, one glass of orange juice has no cholesterol, no fat, no salt... 638 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,358 and provides 120 percent of your daily vitamin C. 639 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,274 You know, you're kind of an orange expert. 640 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,677 I work in these groves. 641 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,916 After school, and on weekends. 642 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,434 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, it's great. 643 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,873 I get to spend more time with my dad that way. 644 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,232 Your dad picks oranges? 645 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,960 Millions. 646 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,477 - Cirque du Soleil? - Sold out. 647 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,473 - Buffet. - Chill. We're gonna eat. 648 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,591 - Siegfried and Roy. - Sold out. 649 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,469 - Buffet. - Relax. We're gonna eat. 650 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,391 Say, young people, I am Raj. 651 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,791 And you could be very good witnesses. 652 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,033 - He's going to commit a crime. - No crime. 653 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,956 Witnesses to a wedding. 654 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,871 - A real wedding? - Bride, groom, rice. 655 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,669 Would that be fried or white rice? 656 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,557 - I treat. Eat-all-you-want buffet. - What? 657 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,077 You are my savior, dude. 658 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,111 - Well, I mean, we've done everything else. - It's true. 659 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,309 So you guys have dances and proms? 660 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,153 Yeah. Don't you? 661 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,312 No. I'm home-schooled. 662 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,429 I insist that we pay for gas and that we get you something extra. 663 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,113 No. Not even. 664 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,596 I'm just glad to hear about fashion and music. 665 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,833 If you give me your address... 666 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,676 my sister and I will send books, CDs, clothes, shoes. 667 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,353 Welcome to Graceland Chapel. Viva Las Vegas, baby. 668 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:13,117 - Wow, you look just like him. - Thank you, thank you very much. 669 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,999 Can I get a best man and a maid of honor? 670 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,792 You must be Cute Elvis. 671 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,152 You pinch me one more time I might have to get "all shook up"... 672 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,471 and dance on your "blue suede shoes." 673 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,152 Anything you say, Elv. 674 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,956 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for a very special occasion. 675 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,760 We're here to bring together two very special people. 676 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,390 People I've come to know and love as Charles and Lina. 677 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,433 - Carl and Diane. - Thank you, thank you very much. 678 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:47,840 Are you sure about this? 679 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,357 'Cause sometimes couples have a "burnin' love" and then "fools rush in." 680 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,195 Don't be a fool or you're gonna end up in "Heartbreak Hotel." 681 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,513 "So lonesome you could cry." 682 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,116 Treat each other like teddy bears and "Viva Las Vegas." 683 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,874 I love this. 684 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,556 Tips are graciously accepted. 685 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,313 Bounce a check and you'll spend your honeymoon in "jailhouse rock." 686 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,198 That's a little joke there. "Viva Las Vegas," baby. 687 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,596 Looks like Ol' Rusty's gone to that big scrap yard in the sky. 688 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,798 We're in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone coverage. 689 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,872 This happens. No problem. 690 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,635 Problem. 691 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,314 Three weddings in 45 minutes. 692 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,757 This is a wedding factory. 693 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,799 I think my wedding's gonna be a little bit more traditional. 694 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,996 Yeah. 695 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,800 The King is hungry. 696 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,918 It's time for Cute Elvis to leave the building. 697 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,037 Any wild animals out here? 698 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,153 We are in the wild. 699 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,517 People do it every day. 700 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,753 Planes, trains, cars, buses, from Los Angeles to Salt Lake City. 701 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,880 You know, it really happens. Not for us, but it really happens. 702 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,151 - You guys want to go to Salt Lake? - For the Olympics. 703 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,751 Why didn't you say that? I thought you wanted to go to Las Vegas. 704 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,071 To take a flight to Salt Lake. 705 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,038 Salt Lake? My dad will take you straight to Salt Lake. 706 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,351 No, thanks. I don't ride mules. 707 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,194 - We'll go on his plane. - Okay, yeah. 708 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,751 And then after, he can take us to Hawaii on his yacht. 709 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,596 Would you make up your mind? Is it the plane or the yacht? 710 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,111 This is awesome. I'm gonna have to move here. 711 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,400 To Las Vegas? 712 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,430 No. To the buffet. 713 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,433 Toast, the worldwide-accepted practice is you take the food, put it on your plate... 714 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:34,197 then you put the plate on your table, and then you eat the food. 715 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,831 Please. Why would I do that? 716 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,674 Toastie, in my country we have a word to describe you. 717 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,510 "Pig." 718 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,871 Thank you, Raj. Thank you very much. 719 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,749 I think I now understand why Elvis had such a weight problem. 720 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,273 Viva à la buffet, baby. 721 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,709 Dude. Check out the food. 722 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,236 Toast, this has to be the highlight of your entire life. 723 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,399 If I cry, tears of joy. 724 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,514 Look at your plate. You eat as much as Toast. 725 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,274 My plate? I'm carrying this for Toast. 726 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,916 I think I really might cry. 727 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,874 - Pinch me. - Don't mind if I do. 728 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,752 This is so unbelievable. 729 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,277 Yeah, he's the Orange King of California. I mean, 35,000 acres of oranges. 730 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,354 Well, you'd think the King could splurge for a new pickup truck. 731 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,240 - Welcome to Casa l'Orange. - Hi. 732 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,834 Hi, everybody. 733 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,436 Well, I'm sure you're hungry. My chef has prepared dinner. 734 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,514 And tomorrow... 735 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,153 my pilots will spin the propeller and get you folks to the Olympics. 736 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,677 - Thank you, Mr. Simms. - No problem. 737 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,550 Any friend of Charly's is like family to me. 738 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,870 Hello? 739 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,919 You want us to meet you tomorrow at the Las Vegas airport? 740 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,474 - What? - Wait. 741 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,271 You're picking us up in what? 742 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,956 Wait, say that again slowly. 743 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,960 A private jet? 744 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,232 Whoa. A private jet. 745 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,477 Why am I paying for dinner? 746 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,437 - Okay. - Private jet, baby. 747 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,834 Now, this is the only way to travel. 748 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,199 Yeah, just keep Toast away from the tires. 749 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,077 Don't worry, bro. There's no spikes on this tarmac. 750 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,192 I feel like Kid Rock! 751 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,231 Let me get a good look at you. 752 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,036 - No, you haven't changed a bit. - Nice ride, sister. 753 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,511 You can only have so much bad luck. Eventually, it's gonna change. 754 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,637 So, this is change. 755 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,596 So, is it still a misadventure? 756 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,949 Sometimes, when you get lost, you find things. Like-- 757 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,118 - A private jet? - Yeah. 758 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,760 Everyone, this is Charly, our savior. 759 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,115 - Hi. - Hey. 760 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,270 Wait. You're the Orange King? Did you bring any oranges? 761 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,474 - You must be Roast. - Toast. 762 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,313 I just wanted to thank you all for inviting me along. 763 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,997 - Wait a minute. You're thanking us? - Charly, you're our guardian angel. 764 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,390 Sent to deliver us to the snow. 765 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,713 - So she's our snow angel. - Snow Angel, that's so beautiful. 766 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,280 What, are we in a Hallmark card or what? 767 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,750 I hate to break the moment... 768 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,311 but the pilot just said there's an ugly weather front coming through. 769 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,073 We may be delayed. 770 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,471 Did somebody break a mirror? 771 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,911 Hey, I didn't break anything. 772 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,875 Today. 773 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,753 Who's got the SPF? 774 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,032 Who's got the ketchup? 775 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,312 - What is that thing? - A sun reflector. 776 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,278 That thing is so '70s. 777 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,869 Do you want to tan or do you want to burn? 778 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,032 Dude, check out that air that guy just busted. 779 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,477 It's like he just surfed out of a phat tube, dude. 780 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,160 There's nothing like a hottie on a longboard. 781 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,039 Oh, you know, I can almost hear the waves. 782 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,040 Almost? Man, I can hear them fine. 783 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,232 Nothing like sunbathing. 784 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,479 Danny, not cool! 785 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,599 Are you crazy? 786 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,030 Stop it! 787 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,673 - Do you guys want to eat that stuff? - That was so cold. 788 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,037 - And so uncalled for. - Hey, peace. 789 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,439 You guys get enough sun in LA. This is Utah. 790 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,880 Yeah, we can go snowboarding, we can go skiing, we can go to town. 791 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,952 - Town. - Town. 792 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,077 Charly and I are gonna watch Giant Slalom. 793 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,239 Dude, Alex Reisher. That guy always wins. 794 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,520 - Toast, you down? - Dude, I'm down with my hamburger. 795 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,157 I'm sure there are plenty of those in town. 796 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,599 All right, guys. Let's do the town. 797 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,830 Yeah. 798 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,278 I can't believe it. The Giant Slalom is sold out. 799 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,829 You're not gonna see Alex Reisher? 800 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:25,277 It's the last day of the Olympics. I mean, obviously everything is sold out. 801 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,877 - I thought you had tickets galore. - I did, for everything but the Giant Slalom. 802 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:34,229 If everything went as planned, I'd be able to see Alex ski the prelims. 803 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,119 Alex? So you're on a first-name basis now? 804 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,874 Impressive. 805 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,232 - It's just so frustrating. - Sorry, Taylor. 806 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,556 I thought bad things happen in threes, but I'm up to double digits. 807 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,275 The snow, the mountains, the fresh air, it's all good. 808 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,958 Yeah, except for one thing. The chaperones. 809 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,480 Yeah, they're not exactly crowding us. 810 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,319 ... young Alex Reisher. 811 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,915 Alex Reisher's up. Where's Tay? 812 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,395 What's up? Food. 813 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,351 - Didn't you just have the cheeseburger? - Hey, Tay, your boy's up. 814 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,712 - Come on, Alex. - Go, Alex! 815 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,593 Go! 816 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,319 Oh, my gosh, he's got the world record pace. 817 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,593 Just one more turn! 818 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,430 Oh, no! 819 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,793 Oh, he's into the catch fence. Oh, my. 820 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,476 That was one of the fastest sections of the new giant slalom course. 821 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,791 He really slammed into that fence.... 822 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,475 There's always Turin, Italy, in 2006. 823 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:04,790 - Sorry, Taylor. - It's okay. He's 20. He'll be back. 824 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,834 I'm 17 and I'll be snowboarding after lunch. 825 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,160 Any of you beautiful ladies interested? 826 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,753 You're snowboarding, Danny? I love snowboarding. 827 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,354 You can bust phat air? 828 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,672 You're not gonna be sketching, packing and cratering into a bank. 829 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,720 No way, because we are stomped to stoke to stick it, dude! 830 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,757 - That is so phat. - Yeah. 831 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,715 Oh, you guys go do your skiing and snowboarding. 832 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,474 - I'm gonna do my own thing. - Let's hit the slopes. 833 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,199 - All right. - Okay. 834 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,550 ...for Alex Reisher on the Giant Slalom Olympic event, here in Utah. 835 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:46,630 Tough luck. 836 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,030 This is beautiful, but, don't you think it's a little much? 837 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,589 Half the deal with skiing is looking good. 838 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,559 You look amazing. 839 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,838 I can live with that. 840 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,153 - Ready? - Let's go. 841 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:25,312 - Gentlemen, the promised land. - Paradise, we have arrived. 842 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,073 - Utopia. - Nirvana. 843 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,911 All right, put away the thesaurus. Let's do some cruise-a-roo. 844 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,152 Come on, line, let's move. We only have an hour left of skiing. 845 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,950 I'm getting pretty good at this. I used to have a problem with my balance. 846 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,035 Sorry. 847 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,954 This is spectacular. 848 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,637 You and your friends must go on some amazing trips. 849 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,753 Not even on your dad's plane? 850 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,878 I don't really have friends. There's no one my age where we live. 851 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:51,200 My dad always offers to send me to school in San Francisco or LA, but.... 852 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,755 Just come to LA. We'll hook you up with a million friends. 853 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,311 That's hyperbole. We only have like a thousand friends. 854 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,549 I can't. 855 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,477 Ever since my mom passed away, I don't like to leave my dad alone. 856 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,997 Well, just know that wherever you are, you'll always have seven friends. 857 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,159 We missed the Olympics. 858 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,358 So we had one of our own. The Cannonball Games. 859 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,518 Impressive artistic expression, but she needs help on her technical merit. 860 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,389 This girl from the United States is going to be hard to beat. 861 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,390 - Nice scores. - No 10s? 862 01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,193 - Is anyone counting degree of difficulty? - We use water displacement. 863 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,234 Sorry, Jenn Mor. 864 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,631 - What is taking Lyndi so long? - Maybe she's getting her hair done. 865 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,514 Oh, my gosh. 866 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,312 - What happened? - Lyndi. 867 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:24,475 The ambulance took me to the hospital and they put this cast on. 868 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,756 Yeah, but how did it happen? 869 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,471 I went snowboarding, ate it big time, and broke my leg. 870 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,755 - How broken? - Two places. 871 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,593 - Oh, my gosh. - Ouch. 872 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,514 Double ouch. 873 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,714 Why did you go snowboarding? You don't even know how. 874 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:41,870 I know. 875 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:45,397 But I thought if I got good, you and I could go snowboarding together. 876 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,598 When you get better, you and I are going to bust some phat air. 877 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,076 Lyndi, you can judge the Cannonball Olympics. 878 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,599 Yeah, Lynd. Big splash equals big points. 879 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,799 - Big splash and water displacement. - Let the games begin again. 880 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,960 Next up, the three-time gold medal winner from Pluto. 881 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,397 That would be the Republic of Pluto. 882 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,519 - Toast. - Go, Toastie. 883 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,638 All right, Toast, I know you've been practicing. 884 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,190 Do not mess... 885 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,318 with the Republic of Pluto! 886 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,159 One final competitor. 887 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,438 The gallant young babe from the middle of nowhere. 888 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,959 We like to refer to it as the "center of nowhere." 889 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,680 - All right, Charly. - Come on, Charly. 890 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,391 Go, Charly! 891 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,913 Good job, Charly. 892 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,354 Thank you. 893 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,397 It's okay. I'll be back. Italy, 2006. 894 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,874 - Okay, let's get in the Jacuzzi. - All right. 895 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,315 I'm surprised you didn't win the cannonball contest. 896 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,437 I mean, you are the Toast. 897 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,838 Actually, I'm Joshua. 898 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,359 I guess I've been Toast so long you forgot my name. 899 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,760 Sorry, Joshua. 900 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,480 Why does everyone call you "Toast"? 901 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,272 Danny hung that on me. 902 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,636 I guess toast gets burned a lot. 903 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,839 You know, if you put jam on it, toast can be really sweet. 904 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,469 Jenn Mor, do you think that we'd ever date? 905 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,554 I mean, hypothetically. 906 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,640 Joshua, introduce grooming into your life and who knows. 907 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,312 Go, Republic of Pluto. Yeah. 908 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,629 I'm sure glad we're staying at Stein Eriksen. Not too shabby. 909 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,440 And it's given our misadventure a happy ending. 910 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,752 Hope you all had a nice day of skiing. Can I get you drinks? 911 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,355 Hot apple cider would be perfect. 912 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:45,274 Double decaf hazelnut cappuccino, one sugar raw. 913 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,875 A single latte with a mocha blast, please. 914 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,312 Chai latte, cinnamon twist, with a honey drip. 915 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,000 Hello. Are we in Los Angeles? 916 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,197 Hot apple cider, please. 917 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,790 It's kind of a pain having chaperones, isn't it? 918 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,510 Sam, it's not like they're around. Maybe they don't even exist. 919 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,954 Not really. 920 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,839 Mike and Allison. 921 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,357 - Hi. - Hi. 922 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,750 - Mind if I hitch a ride with you? - No. 923 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,997 You been in Utah long? 924 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,597 About two days. How about you? 925 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,637 - A few weeks. - Lucky you. 926 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,677 Yeah, but it didn't turn out quite the way I planned. 927 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,713 Yeah. Our plans hit a snag. Or two or five. 928 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:51,471 But the experience has turned out to be really amazing. 929 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,155 Same for me. It's the experience that's important. 930 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,755 - Right. Well, I'm Taylor. - Alexander. 931 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,031 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 932 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,710 I am the Toast-a-rama. 933 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:06,950 I'm the Toast-a-reno. I'm a piece of bread. Stick me in a toaster. 934 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,276 What's up, dudes? 935 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,634 All right, boys, let's start with some cruise-a-roo. 936 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,996 Yeah. Let's grab air. 937 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,310 - You know what I call this? - What? 938 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,631 Heaven. Heaven on a hill. 939 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,631 Heaven on a hill. I like that. 940 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,635 - You want to ski together? - You sure? 941 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:46,315 The Deer Valley ski instructors taught me a couple moves, so watch out. 942 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,633 Practically an Olympian? 943 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,917 Well, I'll try to keep up. 944 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,991 - You guys want to race? - Sure. 945 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,156 - I'm game. - All right, let's go. 946 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,319 First one down gets gold. 947 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,960 Gold what? 948 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,276 Kylie Hunter, gold medal. 949 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,074 The winner treats lunch. 950 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,720 Okay, fine. It was a three-way tie. 951 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,872 That was fun. Time to find a good table, eat good food, and boy watch. 952 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:09,239 - Charly, you fit in perfectly. - Don't you want to wait for Sam? 953 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,472 Jenn, isn't the answer to that completely obvious by now? 954 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,394 No. Underlined and in bold letters. 955 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,154 Okay, that's the Jenn I know and love. 956 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,396 Okay. 957 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:27,269 Hey, you want to come visit? Come over. Come join us for lunch. 958 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:31,310 - Your friend is more than welcome. - Yes, he is. 959 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,199 - Thank you, no. I got to go train. - Train? 960 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,431 But you're the best skier I've ever seen. 961 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,115 Not quite. Maybe I'll see you again. 962 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,511 - Tomorrow, 9:00 a.m. Quad lift? - Okay. I'll try. 963 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,151 - Enjoy yourselves, guys. - 'Bye. 964 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,194 Taylor, he's a hottie. 965 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,555 So cute. 966 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,314 Yeah, I know, but I never saw his face. 967 01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:56,995 I'm so hungry. Hamburgers? 968 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,556 French fries. 969 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,120 A cheeseburger is good. 970 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,030 - Aren't you Alex Reisher? - Yeah. 971 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,074 Oh, my gosh. 972 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,752 Hey, Sam, last one down has to do Toast's laundry. 973 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,034 You're on, bro. 974 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,080 - Is that like a race? - Boys will be boys. 975 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,991 It's always about competition. 976 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,152 Why can't you guys ever do something just for the fun of it? 977 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,670 Hey, you girls are included, too. 978 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,596 - Then let's get it on. - First one to the bottom, dude. 979 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,720 Wait. 980 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,114 I must prepare. 981 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,435 On your mark. 982 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,598 Get set! Go! 983 01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,994 Come on. Dude. 984 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,192 These are awesome. 985 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,152 Hey, please don't burn mine. 986 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,029 S'mores? 987 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:38,035 It doesn't sync with graham cracker, marshmallow or chocolate bar. 988 01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,236 Sync? 989 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,513 It sinks into my stomach. 990 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:46,071 Joshua, I'm trying to get to the root of the term "s'mores." 991 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,955 Nothing like intellectual banter. 992 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,119 Jenn, the name's obvious. 993 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,034 Called s'mores because you always want more. 994 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:58,114 Then why not call it "mores"? How did that "S" sneak up in the front? 995 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,037 How you feeling? Is your leg okay? 996 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,872 It's better now. 997 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,234 Well, if you need anything, you feel any pain... 998 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,355 just tell Dr. Danny, I'll take care of it. 999 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,352 Whoa, wait. Dr. Danny? 1000 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,640 You barely got a "C" in biology, now you're Dr. Danny. 1001 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,120 That's nice. 1002 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,591 Don't worry, Danny. I think it's really sweet. 1003 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,314 Oh, blow it out. 1004 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,313 Now the challenge... 1005 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,439 sandwich the marshmallow. 1006 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,473 Let the games begin. 1007 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,394 It's toasted. 1008 01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,512 You know, I'm gonna call it a night. 1009 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,478 No, wait. Why? 1010 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,310 Here. Let me get you a marshmallow. I'll get it. 1011 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:49,989 - Come on, Lynd, I'll help you. - You're a lifesaver, Danny. 1012 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,511 Wait, Danny and lifesaver? 1013 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:54,637 There's two words you never hear together. 1014 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,758 - Sam, what's gotten into you? - I'm just joking. 1015 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,669 Bravo. 1016 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,076 Ky, stick around. 1017 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:22,153 I mean, we haven't even tried the famous hot apple cider. 1018 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,277 Hot apple cider. Sure. 1019 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,158 Actually, chill, Sam. 1020 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,950 What? 1021 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,719 I'm just not feeling what you're feeling. 1022 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,871 Do you see the problem here? 1023 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,079 To you we should be boyfriend, girlfriend. 1024 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,398 But, what about what's in my head or in my heart? 1025 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,079 You're not into it? 1026 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,360 Actually... 1027 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,240 no, I'm not. 1028 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,995 Charcoal has kind of become black and white. 1029 01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:12,878 Kylie, I know you like me. 1030 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:17,315 Sam, liking and kissing are two completely different things. 1031 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,591 I mean, it takes two people to kiss. 1032 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,831 But it takes two people to want that kiss. 1033 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:28,751 I'm just not into it. I mean, you're one of my best friends. 1034 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,152 But that's the way I like it. 1035 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,033 It feels so nice to be back behind a wheel. 1036 01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,397 Okay, so after all the craziness we went through... 1037 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:10,112 - being here, I'd say, was all worth it. - Our misadventure was our adventure. 1038 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:13,035 Sometimes it's the journey, not the destination. 1039 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,680 True, but our getting lost days are behind us now. 1040 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,395 So which way do we go? 1041 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,274 - West. - That way. 1042 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,637 Some things never change. 1043 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:26,511 You know what? I know exactly what our next move should be. 1044 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:28,479 Okay? Let's go. 1045 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,798 I'm so glad we got our little red baby back. 1046 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,397 So, the car thief saw our car at the diner that day and then, you know... 1047 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:54,518 he just fell in love with it and had to take it for a test drive. 1048 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:58,719 A 27-day test drive. But who could blame him? You know? 1049 01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,513 Kylie, it's my turn to drive. 1050 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:03,954 You will. 1051 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,636 Those words sound so familiar. 1052 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:10,035 She's just bent out of shape about the Winter Games. 1053 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,759 No medal and all. 1054 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:14,880 Well, I had fun. I mean, a lot of fun. It's just... 1055 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,152 it could've been the best trip ever. 1056 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,233 We know, we know. You've said that many times. 1057 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:25,437 - So, Charly, excited about school? - School in LA? 1058 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,197 Excited, but kind of nervous. 1059 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,233 Well, you'll always have us. 1060 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,755 - And us. Right, Jenn? - Right, Joshie. 1061 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,513 - Oh, wait. - Whoa, sorry. 1062 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,875 That's today's paper. 1063 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,680 Hey, look, there's that article on the Alex Reisher guy... 1064 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:45,195 that guy that you're in love with. 1065 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,312 I'm not in love with him. 1066 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,359 There's a picture of him right after he lost the Giant Slalom. 1067 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:52,432 Wait a minute. I recognize that outfit. 1068 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,879 Do you know who's skiing in this picture with Alex Reisher? 1069 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,076 Who? 1070 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,476 That's me. 1071 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,717 I skied with Alex Reisher. 1072 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:13,155 Well, like I said, sometimes it's the journey, not the destination. 1073 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,951 We didn't quite make it to the Olympics... 1074 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:19,511 but on our road trip we got to hang out with friends... 1075 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:25,959 make some new ones, and most of all, we had a blast along the way. 1076 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,630 And the coolest part about turning 16: 1077 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,349 Ha ving fun. 1078 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,596 That, and, of course, driving. 1079 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,360 Home sweet home for a day. 1080 01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:48,477 Let's go. Okay. 1081 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,830 I can't-- 1082 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,552 Come on. First one to-- 1083 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,792 - Turn your phone off. - Hello. 1084 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,435 We have to get to sleep. Sorry. Can I do that again? 1085 01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,352 - Pick it up. - Can I do my line again? 1086 01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:17,194 - Can I do mine? - Can I just do mine, too? 1087 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,192 Can we just start over? 1088 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,999 Need any hot sauce? 1089 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,320 Dude, something bad is in there. I'm sorry. 1090 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,232 They gave me plenty. 1091 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:34,477 If they had hot-sauced us yesterday, we'd be boarding fresh powder right now. 1092 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,596 Cut. 1093 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:38,670 Help. 1094 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:42,595 You want to be a hunka-hunka burnin' love and jiggy with it. 1095 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:48,040 Sam, this is a moving bus-- 1096 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,516 What is it? 1097 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,872 Tay, Wait. What? 1098 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:58,518 Okay, yeah, and then after we can take his.... 1099 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,355 What are we taking? 1100 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:05,070 She's still just bent out of shape about the Winter Games and the medal. 1101 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:06,196 What? 1102 01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,554 You're just bent out of shape because the Winter Formal-- 1103 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,756 What? 1104 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,633 I can't believe you guys would go out.... 1105 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,512 Okay, so now that we are all very, very low.... 1106 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,759 That's not the line. What is it? 1107 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,234 Don't you have a line? 1108 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,753 You have a line. 1109 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:42,557 Hey, you girls are.... 1110 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,953 I thought you had tickets galore. 1111 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,760 I did, for everything but the Giant Slalom. 1112 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:54,357 If everything went as planned then I'd be able to see him ski the prelims. 1113 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:59,477 I'm not blaming anyone. I can't.... I'm not blaming anyone. 1114 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:06,552 I mean but we all contributed to.... My chin is broken! I can't talk. 1115 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,399 You want to join us for lunch? 1116 01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:10,472 Absolutely. I'm starving. 1117 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:11,670 Cut. 1118 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:12,830 What? 1119 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:16,391 You're not supposed to do that. That's not in the script. 1120 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:17,800 What? What was it? 1121 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,678 You're the mystery man, remember? 1122 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:23,356 Right, mystery. Sorry about that. Forget you know me. 1123 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,598 We flew to the wrong San. We got $400.... 1124 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,398 We got stuck with a.... 1125 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,594 We got on the bus at the wrong place.... 1126 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,230 We.... 1127 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,237 English